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Grand Sumo Breakdown

Jun 30, 2020

The Not-So Basho is over and for our final podcast on the event, we discuss the process of simulating an entire sumo tournament with nothing but blood, sweat, and spreadsheets.

*Content warning: extremely nerdy*

Thanks again to everyone who helped along the way. 

Theme song by MrJWags

Jun 25, 2020

Join Ryan and Jake for the final episode within the Twilight-Zone-esque world of the Not-So basho. Ryan predicts a banzuke that will never exist and we power down the simulation machine for good.

Theme music by MrJWags

Jun 11, 2020

The Not-So Basho is in the books! Thank you to everyone who followed along and everyone who helped out. Check out match coverage and storylines on, videos on Youtube by Tanar Dial, and thank you again to MrJWags for the amazing theme song!

Jun 2, 2020

10 days down, 5 to go! Check out for more commentary. Please note that within the world of the simulation, we act like everything is real, we promise there's no actual sumo you are missing.

Theme music by MrJWags